Thursday, October 16, 2014

Walmart Hires Anyone

Today I go into work, like a normal person. Blue shirt. Check. Khaki pants. Check. I walk through the doors, when out of the blue something slimy smacks me in the face. I look up to see a gigantic loogie hanging from the ceiling. Curious, I stare at it. Who wouldn't stare at a gigantic loogie? After about 30 seconds of brain numbing staring, I realize that the loogie is wearing a uniform. Wal-mart truly hires anyone and anything. Enough said.

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